Shut up Kili :D
Can’t sleep anymore. I’m tired all day.
Even with shitloads of coffee.
Besides I have to deal with the fact that a special someone
turns my dog against me.
Now I’m alone, tired and my nerves are at breaking point.I can’t deal with this anymore. I’m downloading WoW updates now and start playing again. It can’t fuck up my life more than it already is and distracts me quite well.
Remember all the time: I love you :) *hugs*
Worse
Today I got worse news
So I’m slightly (totally) drunk and I watch being human for the first time
I have a massive lady boner for Aidan Turner
arrrrrrrrr
help!
bring cuddles and alcohol
Magnus silently cursed himself on his poor knowledge of Swedish. He could have added another witty line.
He tried to learn seductive phrases in all languages, but the only Swedish he had ever really needed was,
“Do you serve anything aside from pickled fish?”
and
“If you wrap me in furs, I can pretend to be your little fuzzy bear.”
“
| — | Magnus Bane in the runaway Queen |
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
BEST MOM
I’m crYING
I’M SCREAMING :DDDDDD
